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OBEY, CONSUME & BUY THIS T-SHIRT

This subtle, evocative, and 100% non-actionable design is, fittingly, like a wearable secret handshake to those in the know. Made by human, non-alien have-nots of Earth, this shirt was produced in a limited number with limited funds. (Even so, we sprung for the super-soft, American Apparel 50/50 blend. YOU'RE WELCOME.). There are under 50 of these shirts in circulation, and Roddy Piper owned one of them. So flaunt your horror cred, support an exciting new talent, and get yours before they're gone.

$5.00 shipping per shirt (North America only, for the time being)